Let's Green Eggs and Ham It

Biracial, bisexual queer femme girl living in Toronto. Drools over cis men and women. Covets Corgis and Kitties religiously. Fandoms include decor, Disney, and hot pieces of ass. Defs on the brink of being a nsfw blog. Absolutely. No. Regrets.
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8/20/14: Prince J surveys his domain [X]
8/20/14: Prince J surveys his domain [X]

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dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

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[TOP 100 MOVIES]

A film by Arthur Penn
Bonnie and Clyde (1967)

Producer: Tatira Hiller, Warner Bros, Warren Beaty
Screenplay: David Newman, Robert Benton
Cinematography: Burnett Guffey

"They’re young, they’re in love and they kill people." was the effective publicity line of this most stylish and uncompromising of gangster pictures based on a true story. In this film, the bank robbers are portrayed as heroic and romantic-star-crosses-lovers caught up in a whirl of violence and passion, meticulously evoked by posed photographes in sepia. The black comedy moves inevitably toward the much imitated ending in slow motion-the pair die in a hail of bullets.

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did-you-kno:

Wave Rock is a 46-foot-tall natural rock formation in Australia that is shaped like an ocean wave. Source

4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

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swampmermaids:

u know what scares me people who invest all their happiness into their children like you just put that responsibility ona  tiny human being who’s still trying to figure out where they belong in this world dont put on them set an example of happiness wtf

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afrowisdom:

Boredom + Creativity = Controversy.

secretpapi:

if i see one more white boy w a fade talkin bout “stay classy” i will eat my own ass

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damnitdisney:

archiemcphee:

Hooray! It’s time once again to visit the Duck Fashion Show, where haute couture meets sassy waterfowl models. For the past 30 years Australian farmer Brian Harrington has been dressing up and showing off his Famous Ducks at the Fashionable Ducks Show, held during Sydney’s annual Royal Easter Show. Harrington works with a professional dressmaker who individually styles each duck in an impressively elaborate costume. The outfits range from day and evening wear, in both modern and period styles, to fancy bridal wear. Each year the beautifully dressed-up ducks waddle parade along a duck-sized runway before an enthusiastic crowd that numbers in the hundreds.

Visit Brian Harrington’s website to learn more about his fabulous Famous Ducks.

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What in the fuck. How much money does that cost?!


I WANNA SEE THIS!!!

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christinefriar:

I. love. the. Anaconda. video. but the writeups I’ve been seeing keep referring to Drake as a co-star, which I think misses a big part of the point.

The reason this video rules is because Drake is an extra. Drake is a prop. Drake is a bro in the comfy-casual clothes that he rolled up to the set in, who has no lines or purpose other than the be ground upon, and whose face is obscured by shadows most of the time.

This is not a continuation of the Drake/Nicki/Rih media narrative. This is a dank-as-fuck feminist power play. This is, “Drake is whatever to me.” And this is a man who, if he isn’t at the top of his game, is close to it. A huge celebrity. And here is Nicki looking fucking amazing, tormenting him into a boner, then swatting his hand away and walking out of frame.

Your anaconda don’t want none unless she got buns, hun? Maybe she doesn’t want your anaconda. Maybe she’ll do whatever the fuck she wants with her buns, and it doesn’t matter what you think or feel.

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sweetestpotatoes:

free him

sweetestpotatoes:

free him

jarulest:

women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*

woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*

men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”

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waltdisneyconfessionsrage:

waltdisneyconfessions:

"I think of Merida as being agender and asexual. I’m both, so it feels good to have a popular character that somewhat resembles both those labels, even if I really can’t relate to her"

ggaspard said: Ah yes she must be agender because she isn’t a stereotypical girly girl!!! and she must be asexual for not wanting a fucking relationship!!! Why can’t ppl enjoy disney films without forcing ridiculous labels onto the characters???
You do realize that because there’s not sufficient representation for many marginalized groups including agender and asexual individuals, that people within those groups will construct head canons that reflect their desire to be seen positively in media? If anything, this can enhance their enjoyment of the movie because this way they can feel somewhat included.
And saying that agender and asexual are “ridiculous labels” shows just how little you know about these groups as well as the lack of empathy shown toward those who aren’t like you.
cylasart said: People complaining about headcannons, shut up. We are allowed to imagine characters like us. Don’t take that away from us, it is important to us to help us feel nomral in a world that constantly silences us.

waltdisneyconfessionsrage:

waltdisneyconfessions:

"I think of Merida as being agender and asexual. I’m both, so it feels good to have a popular character that somewhat resembles both those labels, even if I really can’t relate to her"

ggaspard said: Ah yes she must be agender because she isn’t a stereotypical girly girl!!! and she must be asexual for not wanting a fucking relationship!!! Why can’t ppl enjoy disney films without forcing ridiculous labels onto the characters???

You do realize that because there’s not sufficient representation for many marginalized groups including agender and asexual individuals, that people within those groups will construct head canons that reflect their desire to be seen positively in media? If anything, this can enhance their enjoyment of the movie because this way they can feel somewhat included.

And saying that agender and asexual are “ridiculous labels” shows just how little you know about these groups as well as the lack of empathy shown toward those who aren’t like you.

cylasart said: People complaining about headcannons, shut up. We are allowed to imagine characters like us. Don’t take that away from us, it is important to us to help us feel nomral in a world that constantly silences us.